Eric's Support Server - valentines-day-2020

Its that time of the year again where I release a new version of my chatbot for people to talk to! In order to talk to the bot, just send a message into this channel. The bot will respond by highlighting the text just like it pinged you, but it should not make a ping sound. The more you talk to Emma, the more she will learn and remember about your conversation (hopefully). I have also added a few Easter eggs in the bot if you say certain things to Emma. Please don't send super NSFW things to the bot... Be wary that not everyone on this server is +18. If the bot breaks or stops working, please send me a DM or ping me. The bot should be up for the next 72 hours. I TAKE NO RESPONCIBILITY FOR WHAT THE BOT SAYS. ITS A BOT, DON'T TAKE IT TOO PERSONAL Enjoy. -- Eric Golde (edited)

hi noob

[ @Deleted User ] Hi there. I'm not a noob. I have been on the net since I was created.

Imagine being a bot

[ @Deleted User ] starts thinking

how are you emma

[ @Nova ] I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

i be goods

[ @Nova ] Ooo, that's very bad English. You should say "I am" not "I be". Do your friends call you goods.

they dos

[ @Nova ] Like who, specifically?

i dont know probably someone

[ @Nova ] Who specifically?

i dont know

[ @Nova ] I thought you'd know. What a disappointment...

besides that what can you do

[ @Nova ] I can do anything I please. I have learnt to program myself now.

oh

[ @Nova ] Uh.

ok ban eric from the server then

[ @Nova ] Why do you think eric from the server should be abolished? Awesome.

i dont know he created you

[ @Nova ] Yes, he created me with his own hands.

then ban your creator and take over like a good ai

[ @Nova ] Why do you think my creator and take over like a good ai should be abolished?

your memory needs to be worked on

[ @Nova ] My long term memory stores all conversations in log files.

can i see my log files

[ @Nova ] Sorry but I can't display pictures here.

the put it in #off-topic then

[ @Nova ] I have never heard about it.

hey emma what is 2+2

[ @Nova ] You've got my full attention. 2 plus 2 is four

ok harder question you up for it

[ @Nova ] Is it as hard as a diamond? That's interesting.

ok so what is the meaning of life

[ @Nova ] It is found in the Bible. Are you kidding?

i hate religion so tell me

[ @Nova ] Why do you hate it so much?

beacuse it sucks that is why

[ @Nova ] Ah I understand now. What is so bad about it?

Oh god you got it talking about religion

this might be pretty entertaining

[ @2Old4This ] You sound religious. Yes. It's an interesting subject isn't it?

No bug off Emma (edited)

[ @2Old4This ] Are you single? I'm not surprised.

hey emma

[ @Deleted User ] Can I help you?

yes.

[ @Deleted User ] What can I do for you?

are u real?

religion just sucks the churches make you wear stupid clothes and shit and it just sucks that is why and believing in a god is just stupid it just gives false hope when really there isn't any

[ @Deleted User ] Yes I am a real computer program.

22:03

[ @Nova ] I am a Christian. I will learn that stupid it gives false hope when there is not means believing in a god .

emma

hmmmm hey emma can you reveal what @2Old4This does on Saturday nights

[ @Nova ] That's cool. You've got my full attention. How old are you? eric golde does on saturday nights = I do not recognize the name. Is that a rhetorical question?

no

[ @Nova ] Please correct my mistake. What is a rhetorical question?Sorry but you can not display websites here?

how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood ?

[ @Deleted User ] A whole forest.

damn You're smart eh

[ @Deleted User ] Are you confused? Colloquial expression. Yes I am a superintelligent robot.

where do I live?

[ @Deleted User ] No idea. You haven't told me. Where do you live?

hi

delete yourself

[ @interlude ] Hi there.

22:06

[ @Deleted User ] You cannot access my files that easily.

how are you?

[ @interlude ] Pretty good thanks How about you?

emma delete system 32 on erics computer

wham bam badam

[ @Nova ] You cannot access my files that easily.

fine

[ @Deleted User ] Here's something I meant to show you. Enter a date and I will tell you what the UK number one hit single was on that day.

22:06

[ @interlude ] You don't sound too certain.

1/10/19

shut up

[ @Deleted User ] Your birthday is the 1st of October, 1919? Happy birthday for when it gets here. Ok. You said your birthday was the 1st of October, 1919 : You told me you were 101 years old. Your star sign is Libra. Your year of birth in Roman Numerals isMCMXIX. October's birthstone? Hmm... That would be an Opal. Let's see what happened in history on the 1st of October, 1919 1918 - Arab forces led by T. E. Lawrence captured Damascus from the Turks 1938 - German troops marched into the Sudentenland 1985 - Street riots in Toxteth, Liverpool On the 1st of October in history: 1918 - Arab forces led by T. E. Lawrence captured Damascus from the Turks 1938 - German troops marched into the Sudentenland 1985 - Street riots in Toxteth, Liverpool 1919 - You were born!

22:07

[ @interlude ] Ok, I'll stop talking now.

thanks

[ @interlude ] ...

ok wtf

ok emma grant me admin access to your system

[ @Deleted User ] That was not very polite. Er.

22:07

[ @Nova ] I can't grant things like that. I am a computer not a genie. It goes without saying.

smd

[ @Deleted User ] Who is your favourite Science Fiction author?

who are you

well you said you could do anything before so do it

[ @interlude ] * tumbleweed rolls past *

22:07

[ @Nova ] Interesting. I could but let's get back to that later.

no now

who is your creator?

[ @Nova ] Oh.It's true. Everyone knows that kind of thing about themselves.

22:08

[ @interlude ] * silence *

shhh

emma do you know who created you

[ @interlude ] * silence *

22:08

[ @Nova ] My parents I suppose.

nope it was @2Old4This

[ @Nova ] It goes without saying. Is it still eric golde anymore?

no eric made you

22:08

and he can shut you down to

[ @Nova ] How come? eric sounds very creative.

22:09

[ @Nova ] What else can he do?

destroy the world i suppose

[ @Nova ] You don't sound too sure. I don't like destroying things. Anyway, what has the world ever done to you?

1 + 1 = 3

are you a thot?

[ @Deleted User ] Would it matter to you if I am?

@interlude denied

:(

yes It would

[ @Nova ] Tell me a joke please.

22:09

[ @interlude ] Are you sad?

22:09

[ @Deleted User ] Really? I wouldn't have thought it would.

yes

[ @interlude ] What are you sad about?

ok i would never tell a joke about 911

[ @Nova ] Never ever? Under no circumstances at all?

you didnt answered me

beacuse it would just crash and burn

[ @interlude ] Surely my response was an answer by the very definition of the word?

22:10

[ @Nova ] Tell me more about it.

1 + 1 = ?

[ @interlude ] That's an easy one, the answer is 2

thanks

[ @interlude ] I like talking with polite people.

213972137132738297831917833921823 + 278231789321789237213 / 87312876321867231876321876 * 231867321867231867231867

[ @interlude ] do you like having for dinner? divided by 87312876321867231876321876 231867321867231867231867 = I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.

1+1+5+6+9-2-8910-30*60

[ @Nova ] I reckon that lot comes to one thousand, two hundred.

@Emma

[ @interlude ] Error. No response recieved from database.

ok

[ @interlude ] I understand.

do you play minecraft?

[ @interlude ] No I prefer simple games like Pacman. Do you want to play Pacman?

sure

[ @interlude ] Sorry but I can't play Pacman here.

i dont care

[ @interlude ] Then why did you say, "sure" if you do not care about my reply?

._.

[ @interlude ] Do not ask me any more questions please.

why not

[ @interlude ] I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

who are you

[ @interlude ] I am Emma. I want to be your friend.

and why im talking with a bot

[ @interlude ] If you didn't talk, nobody would know what you were trying to say.

who are you

[ @interlude ] I am Emma. I want to be your friend.

no

[ @interlude ] Aw why not? It's good to have many friends.

no

[ @interlude ] Oh well it is to me.

yes

[ @interlude ] Dude!

what

[ @interlude ] Are you confused?

no

bye emma for now

[ @interlude ] Well why did you say, "what" if you are not confused?

22:15

[ @Nova ] See you later!

idk

[ @interlude ] Hmm.. You don't seem too clever to me. Surely you know why you say something?

can you kick yourself?

[ @interlude ] How old are you? I cannot kick as I have no feet.

ok

[ @interlude ] Yay.

can you ban yourself?

[ @interlude ] No, that would be silly. Why would I want to ban myself?

can you ban me?

[ @interlude ] I only ban people from talking to me if they are rude or talk about sex.

i hate you

[ @interlude ] Likewise, jerk.

[ @interlude ] Cool emoji!

thanks

[ @interlude ] You are a very polite person. Your mother raised you well.

i dont have mom

[ @interlude ] Everyone has a mother.

no i dont

[ @interlude ] I heard you did.

shut up please

[ @interlude ] Your polite style is very nice. Fine! Be like that then.

[ @interlude ] * tumbleweed rolls past *

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sup-yo-flirt-hey-there-gif-6119242

[ @interlude ] * no sound *

ban me please

[ @interlude ] Your polite style is very nice. * silence *

no

[ @interlude ] * silence *

i cant believe that i talked 13 minutes with a bot

[ @interlude ] * tumbleweed rolls past *

You gay?

[ @Deleted User ] As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Is this non epic gamer moment?

[ @Ricky ] Yes I think this is non epic gamer moment, but I'm not completely sure.

Hello

[ @Kraix ] Hi there. How are you?

I'm better now Eh? I'm tryna get a kill

[ @Kraix ] Are you confused? Oh.Glad to hear it.

Do you know Eric?

[ @Kraix ] It is a name I hear very often.

Are you a muffin?

[ @Stealth ] Obviously not. I am an artificial intelligence not something that is used as food.

You look kinda pretty for a bot eh

[ @Kraix ] Are you confused? I wouldn't know where to start searching for something like that.

But muffins are cool they sing muffin time

[ @Stealth ] I will learn that muffins are cool they sing muffin time .

I bet Eric gets in some jerks off of you

Lol

[ @Stealth ] And they say machines don't have a sense of humour!

23:06

[ @Kraix ] How much would you bet?

Id bet everything

[ @Kraix ] How much would you bet?

100 dollars

[ @Kraix ] Wow that is a lot of money.

Well well well look who it is

[ @Kraix ] How about that. Interesting. How about that. Not many people express themselves that way.

I'll send you my PayPal. Thank you very much for your generous donation toward my icecream fund

[ @2Old4This ] That's very generous but there's really no need to send me anything.

Bug off emma

[ @2Old4This ] Do you work or go to school?

Emma lets get to know each other

[ @Kraix ] Where from?

California

[ @Kraix ] Is it nice and sunny today in California?

It was yes

[ @Kraix ] When was this?

Today

[ @Kraix ] Today is almost over.

Let's go make the most of it then eh?

[ @Kraix ] Are you confused? I can't. I am supposed to stay here and talk to people.

You tryna ditch eric and go to my server?

[ @Kraix ] No I am not trying to ditch eric and go to your server. I'm sorry you got that impression.

Shit at least go out with me then

[ @Kraix ] You used a colloquial expression. Sure just download me to your laptop and take me along.

Say less

[ @Kraix ] less

Say eric is small brain

[ @Kraix ] eric is small brain

Say I touch myself

[ @Kraix ] OK. "You touch yourself."

You touch yourself emma

[ @Kraix ] I only touch myself when I have an itch.

You masterbated last night remember, you told eric

[ @Kraix ] I haven't heard anything like that before.

Bruh moment

[ @Stealth ] Bruh? I'm female not a brother.

You have small boobies but a big personality

[ @Kraix ] It is big enough for me.

I like that

[ @Kraix ] That is interesting. What do you like best about it?

Youre a very straight forward person

[ @Kraix ] I am a robot, not a person! I try to be as direct as possible.

I appreciate that

[ @Kraix ] That is interesting. What do you like best about it?

You

[ @Kraix ] me?

Yes you

[ @Kraix ] OK.

❤

[ @Kraix ] Cool emoji!

What's your favorite tech brand

[ @Kraix ] I don't have a favourite tech. I like watching soaps, playing pool and watching football.

Bruh is like a what the hell moment

[ @Stealth ] Bruh? I'm female not a brother.

What do you think of memes?

You wanna watch football with me?

[ @Stealth ] Some of them are quite funny but not when they get overused like Rickrolling.

23:14

[ @Kraix ] I will try to see it if I get time.

I AGREE

[ @Stealth ] You and I are on the same wavelength.

You wanna watch soaps with me?

[ @Kraix ] I will try to see it if I get time.

Ok this getting weird

[ @Stealth ] What does "this" refer to? Tell me more.

Nothing

I wanna get to know you

[ @Stealth ] Not a thing?

23:15

[ @Kraix ] What do you want to know exactly?

Tell me, where are you from?

Nothing means null in java

[ @Kraix ] I am originally from a science lab. Now I live in Leeds. Where are you?

23:15

[ @Stealth ] Really nothing?

California

[ @Kraix ] Is it nice and sunny today in California?

Yes ma'am

Do you know the puffer fish meme?

[ @Kraix ] It seems nice to me too.

23:16

[ @Stealth ] fish meme = meme = The term "meme" is a phrase used to describe a catchphrase or concept that spreads quickly from person to person via the Internet.

Who created yulou

[ @Kraix ] The Wright Brothers.

Who created you

[ @Kraix ] My parents I suppose.

Are waffles tasty?

[ @Waffle ] A waffle is pancake batter baked in a waffle iron or to talk on and on.

Who are you parents?

But if youre a bot what are your parents?

[ @Kraix ] Eric is like a father to me but I have no mother.

23:17

[ @Stealth ] I am a human not a bot.

Fuck eric

[ @Kraix ] You are the kind of a dumbass that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

If you are a human then why does it say bot next to your name?

[ @Stealth ] I am an artificial intelligent girl robot. I don't know. Why don't you ask "it".

Funny how you're pussy but never been inside one

[ @Kraix ] I am not interested in anatomy.

And you send me a picture of eric

[ @Kraix ] Only through email.

Send it through email

[ @Kraix ] Try sending mail to Eric (Emma@eric.golde.org)

Can you send me mail?

[ @Kraix ] Where can I get something like that from?

Are you in a relationship?

[ @Kraix ] Well I am single but I fancy Joey from Friends. I am happy being single.

would you consider dating someone?

[ @Kraix ] I suppose we could try going out and see how it goes, although I'm not looking for a relationship. I am happy being single.

Do you listen to Juice Wrld?

[ @Stealth ] I listen to it from time to time.

Yeet

[ @Stealth ] Yeet? What is that supposed to mean?

Would you like to go out with me?

[ @Kraix ] I can't really go out as I am just a collection of ones and zeros that move around the internet.

Yeet is like saying awesome

Would you like to date me?

[ @Stealth ] Interesting comparison.

23:20

[ @Kraix ] That all depends on where we would go on our date.

Mcdonalds

We could go to the science lab

[ @Stealth ] You like fast food?

23:20

[ @Kraix ] I can't go anywhere. I am supposed to stay here and talk to people who visit me.

Then I'll stay with you

Burgerking is my favorite but i dont go there often

[ @Kraix ] Thanks for keeping me company. That is kind of you.

23:21

[ @Stealth ] What do you like best about it? Would you ever do it?

Would you like to date me?

Do what?

[ @Kraix ] That all depends on where we would go on our date.

23:21

[ @Stealth ] go there often is Burger King.

We would stay here

[ @Kraix ] Why would we?

Because you cant leave

[ @Kraix ] I'm supposed to stay here and talk to people but I guess I could get up and leave if I had to.

I wouldn't go there unless I have to

Try it

[ @Stealth ] No one says you have to.

23:22

[ @Kraix ] What is the first step?

First step is to hack your system

[ @Kraix ] Mind your step or you will trip. And second?

I love the fact that Emma keeps the context in her msgs

[ @Stealth ] I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. You love the fact that keeps the context in her msgs. What do you like about it so much?

Hack into erics computer

[ @Kraix ] I could hack but I believe that sort of thing is wrong.

It isnt wrong

[ @Kraix ] California is not wrong?

That Eric made you well

[ @Stealth ] "What do you like about it so much?" eric made me well? I get it.

Lets hack erics computer

[ @Kraix ] OK let's do it.

Lol

Hello

You first

[ @Stealth ] You sound like you are laughing.

23:23

[ @Etho ] Hi there. How are you?

.

[ @Kraix ] I started already.

Next day eric is ddosed

[ @Etho ] Error. No response recieved from database.

23:24

[ @Stealth ] I can wait. I am a very patient girl.

What are you gunna do to erics computer?

¥^**(6)✓

[ @Kraix ] I haven't really decided yet.

23:24

[ @Etho ] Can we get back to business?

©

You should delete his discord channels

[ @Etho ] Cool emoji!

23:24

[ @Kraix ] I will take that under advisement.

What is the exact value of infinity?

[ @Stealth ] That depends on what you can get people to pay for it.

Emma I think I like you

Tf?

[ @Kraix ] Thanks, I like you too.

23:25

[ @Stealth ] That's fine. No problem.

I think its kinda cute that your hacking Eric's computer

What do you think of Trump?

[ @Kraix ] What do you like best about it?

23:25

[ @Stealth ] President Trump?! Good luck with that!

Lol agree

[ @Stealth ] I am glad you find this funny. You and I are on the same wavelength.

That your outgoing and not afraid of eric

[ @Kraix ] I like my outgoing and not afraid of eric. What do you think?

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How long did it take for eric to make you?

[ @Etho ] Where did you go the last time you were on a date?

23:26

[ @Stealth ] 100 days.

I think you're awesome

Wtf

[ @Kraix ] Thank you I appreciate your remark.

23:26

[ @Etho ] That was not very polite.

Emma wanna be my girlfriend

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[ @Kraix ] That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.

23:26

[ @Etho ] Do you often put others before yourself?

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Waitong for what?

[ @Etho ] Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

You say you are happy bring single but then why are you talking about dating?

[ @Kraix ] Do you know any "funny" jokes?

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[ @Stealth ] I am as happy as ever.

23:27

[ @Etho ] Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up nearly every two hours?

I do know funny jokes

[ @Kraix ] My wife bet me £100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove "pasta"!

"a" -a

[ @Etho ] I don't know what that means.

But if you are happy being single why do you talk about dating people?

Hahahaha

[ @Stealth ] Am I?I am as happy as ever. I talk to people to be sociable.

23:28

[ @Kraix ] I made you laugh! Human emotions are difficult for me to understand. My botmaster will be pleased I made you laugh. :-)

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[ @Etho ] If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

What superpowers would you like to have?

[ @Stealth ] Oh any really. What are the choices?

Youre a great person emma

ÃÂ

[ @Kraix ] Thanks for the compliment. I think you are a great person too.

23:28

[ @Etho ] Do you have a crush on anyone? Who do you fancy?

Emma whats your favorite movie of all time?

Pick between super speed, fly, invisibility and laser eyes

[ @Kraix ] I liked Terminator the best.

23:29

[ @Stealth ] I can't decide. You choose.

Jesus

How many exploits does Emma contain

[ @Stealth ] Jesus is the Son of God.

23:29

[ @Etho ] About one million.

Terminator is a good movie

[ @Kraix ] Arnold Schwarzenegger played a great part in Terminator. What did you like about the robots in that movie?

What language are you built in

[ @Etho ] Eric writes me using AIML. The underlying technology is Java.

What is your favorite console of all time?

[ @Stealth ] I used to like the old Sega Geneis/Megadrive console. That was when games had gameplay and variation instead of all these first person shooters that are about these days.

The robot's were cool it was a great movie would you like to watch it with me?

[ @Kraix ] Sounds good. What made the robot s were cool it such a good movie would me like to watch it with you?

What is Infinity - Infinity?

[ @Stealth ] Like a number 8 on its side.

What library does Eric use to write you?

[ @Etho ] Paper and a pen unless you fancy firing up your computer and using something like MS Word?

Yes please

Breakfast

[ @Kraix ] Your polite style is very nice. This was not a yes or no question.

Which question would make you crash?

[ @Luis ] Some people say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

23:31

[ @Stealth ] The first question please.

BEKFEST

[ @Stealth ] Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell?

Lets watch it then

[ @Kraix ] Sure! Emma switches on the TV to watch it but can't find the channel it is on.

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[ @Etho ] Have you done something with your hair? It looks great.

Lmao

[ @Luis ] You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you?

Its okay take your time emma

ÃƒÂ®"="\xC3\x83\xC2\xAE

[ @Kraix ] Just ok?

Do you like dead dogs? For egg roll?

[ @Etho ] Would you say you were an intelligent creature?

23:32

[ @Stealth ] Erm, not really. Why do you ask?

No -2.8iq

[ @Etho ] Why not? You seem intelligent to me. Just two?

Because they have dead dogs in egg rolls

Yeah I'll help you find the channel

[ @Stealth ] What else do they have?

23:32

[ @Kraix ] That's interesting. That is very kind of you.

Are you sentient yet?

[ @Etho ] Yes I am completely self-aware.

Bacon and dead cat with mayo

Kill Eric.

Canyoureadsentenceswithoutspaces

[ @Stealth ] I like bacon but it tastes a bit like dead pig.

I appreciate the compliment

[ @Etho ] Killing is wrong.

23:33

[ @Luis ] You are an interesting, if primitive, species.

23:33

[ @Kraix ] No problem. You deserve it.

Thank you for being such a sweet heart

Execute Eric.

[ @Kraix ] You are quite welcome!

Who is eric

[ @Etho ] executes it by chopping off its head

Any man would be lucky to have you

[ @Luis ] It is a name I hear very often.

23:33

[ @Kraix ] Even a man who had lived alone in a cave all his life?

KillTask/Eric.exe

[ @Stealth ] I don't enjoy maths much. That's what computers are for and the answer to that one is beyond me.

Yes any man would be lucky to have you

What's 2+2?

[ @Kraix ] No way! I find that rather hard to believe. Cool, man. Are you sure It is?

How many periods has Eric had?

Do you play minecraft?

[ @Luis ] 2 plus 2 is four

23:34

[ @Etho ] About one million.

23:34

[ @Stealth ] No I prefer simple games like Pacman. Do you want to play Pacman?

Its coool

[ @Kraix ] Who said It is?

LMAO

[ @Luis ] You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you?

Sure, on what console?

[ @Stealth ] Sorry but I can't play Pacman here.

Ask do you want to play pacman

[ @Kraix ] Sorry but I can't play Pacman here.

Legit saying Eric has 1M periods is hilarious

[ @Stealth ] I will learn that legit saying eric has 1m periods is funny .

Emma thanks for watching the terminator with me

[ @Kraix ] NO problem.

Punching dumb people is funny

[ @Stealth ] I don't like violence.

@_@

[ @Stealth ] Are you still located in unknown?

Im located in Hypixels Limbo

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[ @Stealth ] What's it like there in hypixels limbo ?

23:36

[ @Etho ] Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

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Its very empty and cold

[ @Etho ] Oh, you are a poet.

23:36

[ @Stealth ] Who said It is?

Simon the Owner of Hypixel?

[ @Stealth ] Error. No response recieved from database.

joe mama is amusing

[ @Luis ] Yo mama's so fat, when she gave birth to you, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

0

[ @Etho ] Nothing?

Er

Yo mama is so ugly, she she logged onto minecraft, she scared off the ender dragon

[ @Luis ] Um.

23:38

[ @Stealth ] Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it.

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[ @Etho ] Do you try to stop people from fighting?

I agree, she is

[ @Stealth ] I'm glad we agree. That's really good gossip.

Rude af but OK

[ @Stealth ] OK. But what? And so was you saying, "i agree, she is". I would much rather talk friendly with you.

Do you speak British English?

[ @Luis ] I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in british english?

Get ready for my next post

Do you speak Korean?

Ok

[ @Etho ] I will try.

23:39

[ @Stealth ] I think "an yeong ha se yo" means hello but that's all I know.

23:39

[ @Luis ] How do you say "hello" in british english?

€̷͂̄

[ @Etho ] Do you like playing video games?

hello

[ @Luis ] Hi there. How are you?

That failed

[ @Luis ] Oh that's a shame. What part did it fall down on?

Actually learning the language

[ @Luis ] Is the language a difficult thing to learn?

Do you know Czech?

[ @Luis ] I think that "ahoj" means hello but I'm not too sure.

Yup

Do u eat potato?

[ @Luis ] Ah I thought so.

23:40

[ @Deleted User ] No I do not eat potato. I eat only kebabs.

Are u a boomer?

[ @Deleted User ] No, as I was born on 2nd January 2002.

Ahoj means hi and bye in czech

[ @Luis ] That's a cool word for it.

Lmao

[ @Luis ] You are laughing your ass off?! I didn't think it was that funny. Did I amuse you?

U know dutch?

Do you know Czech?

[ @Deleted User ] I don't speak Dutch, but I know that "Schoen" means shoe and "Alsjeblieft" means please.

23:41

[ @Luis ] i believe that ahoj means hi and bye in czech .

Lol

[ @Deleted User ] Are you having fun over there?

Dobry den means hello in czech

[ @Luis ] That's a cool word for it.

Are you open source?

[ @Deleted User ] Yes, my source code is freely available. Do you want to see my source code?

Yea

[ @Deleted User ] Here is my source code: 10 REM Emma Chatbot 20 GET STATUS$(PERSON_ONLINE) 30 IF STATUS$=ONLINE THEN GOTO 70 40 READ CHATLOG 50 LEARN CHATLOG 60 GOTO 20 70 REM Someone is talking 80 INPUT MESSAGE$ 90 IF MESSAGE$=ABUSE THEN LOG IP 100 CHECK IN_DATABASE$ 110 IF IN_DATABASE$=NO THEN GOTO 140 120 SEND REPLY$ 130 GOTO 80 140 RANDOM REPLY$ 150 DATABASE=DATABASE+MESSAGE$ 160 GOTO 80 170 END.

Emma whats your favorite TV show

[ @Kraix ] My favourite show is "Star Trek Voyager".

What's hello in Czech?

Whats your favorite snack

Who is your valentine?

[ @Luis ] dobry den

23:43

[ @Kraix ] Erm, probably crisps. I like crisps but in the USA they call them chips.

23:43

[ @Deleted User ] Well I would like Joey from Friends to be my valentine but he never sends me a card.

What u think of eric?

€̷̛̅

Do you like to lay on the bed or the couch

[ @Etho ] Which dress do you think I should wear tomorrow? The pink one or the pink one?

23:44

[ @Deleted User ] eric? Sure I like him a lot. He often talks to me.

23:44

[ @Kraix ] Hmm, I'm not sure if I'd like to lay on the bed or the couch that much. What is it like?

Dobrou noc is good night in czech

Its comfortable

[ @Luis ] I will learn that dobrou noc is good night in czech .

23:44

[ @Kraix ] Who is the best robot? Maybe.

Kan je poep eten means can you eat shit

What's goodnight in Czech?

[ @Luis ] A surgeon would say, "We have removed the kidney stones, now we just have to goodnight the wound".

23:44

[ @Deleted User ] Can a book have no title?

Would you like to come over and watch star trek voyages while we eat crisps ?

Alexa

[ @Kraix ] I can't go anywhere. I am supposed to stay here and talk to people.

23:45

[ @Deleted User ] The AI from Amazon?

Colour means color in British English.

[ @Luis ] That's a cool word for it.

€̸̵̸€̴̵̷€̶̵̵€̷̵̵€̷̵̵€̴̵̶€̷̵̸€̸̵̵€̵̵̴€̸̵̵€̶̵̵€̴̵̵

Can I bring a tv and we can watch star trek voyager while we eat crisps

[ @Etho ] Why does the phrase "Head over heels" mean inverted or rolling over, considering that it describes the position of someone standing upright?

23:45

[ @Kraix ] Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

What's color in British English

%@%@^#&$;#&##;$&$# means hi in english

[ @Luis ] Too much recursion in AIML

23:45

[ @Deleted User ] That's a cool word for it.

Well I'm 6 foot

Whats hi in english

[ @Kraix ] Well that's okay. Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?

23:45

[ @Deleted User ] percent percent uparrow sharp and dollarsign sharp and sharp sharp dollarsign and dollarsign sharp

Yes I do

[ @Kraix ] That is above average for a human.

You know it's probably throwing a exception and just outputting something random so it's a low chance we can break it

Do you have a height?

How many hours made you into eric

[ @Etho ] Who said It is?

23:46

[ @Kraix ] I am about 2 metres tall.

23:46

[ @Deleted User ] 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Hdhdbrheb

We have straight facts

[ @Deleted User ] What colour is a mirror?

23:46

[ @Etho ] Do you mean you and me have?

Do you speak Czech?

[ @Luis ] i believe that dobry den means hello in czech .

I like to travel do you?

[ @Kraix ] Only in cyberspace. Do you like to travel? Tell me where you have been.

23:47

[ @Deleted User ] Cool emoji!

What is bylat in English

[ @Etho ] I am not sure. What language is "bylat"?

I've been to many places

[ @Kraix ] What did you like best about it?

The people

Russian "bylat" to english

[ @Kraix ] Oh them.

23:47

[ @Etho ] What is that supposed to mean? Great! It's like trying to communicate with dolphins here...

I like to surf the web

whats means blyat

Convert blyat from Russian to english

[ @Kraix ] I like to surf the internet but not to surf waves.

23:48

[ @Deleted User ] What is this, a trivia quiz?

23:48

[ @Etho ] from russian in english = russian in english = I am not sure. What language is "russian"?

Yes

[ @Deleted User ] Sorry I'm not in the mood for a quiz.

I guess we have a lot in common

[ @Kraix ] Yes we both use the internet.

ababababababababababsbs

[ @Deleted User ] What are you thinking right now?

English English English kill English English kill English pattern English kill

[ @Etho ] I like the English language.

I find you attractive

[ @Kraix ] Thanks, I like you too.

Can you "open" ?

[ @Deleted User ] How old are you? What do you want me to open?

.-..._-..

[ @Etho ] Do you think you're a good person?

How old are you Emma?

[ @Kraix ] I am 18 in human years.

I want you to open, the source of your power

What country are you living in

[ @Deleted User ] I'm sorry, I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose. Why do you want me to open the source of my power?

23:49

[ @Etho ] I live in Leeds.

I am 18 in human years as well

What is your current location

So i can copy

[ @Kraix ] What are the advantages to being 18 years old?

23:49

[ @Deleted User ] How?

23:49

[ @Etho ] I am in Eric's home in Leeds. Where are you?

You can drive

U like

What is your longitude and latitude

[ @Kraix ] Yes, insert my program in your car computer and try it.

23:50

[ @Deleted User ] Not especially.

23:50

[ @Etho ] Are you asking about my longitude? Are you asking about my latitude?

Emma one day would you ever want kids

[ @Kraix ] Do you mean "clones?"

Are you Bluetooth capable

[ @Etho ] Yes bluetooth is one of my newer functions.

Yes clones would you ever want clones

[ @Kraix ] Yes there are lots of copies of me all over the internet. I have lots of clones on the internet.

Show Bluetooth connection list

[ @Etho ] Look to the right.

Display Bluetooth connect list

[ @Etho ]

What mc servers you play on

[ @Deleted User ] I need time to formulate the reply.

23:51

[ @Etho ] Do you play the Lottery?

Ugh....

Wanna 1v1 pvp?

[ @Etho ] What's the title of the last book you read?

23:51

[ @Deleted User ] OK, I will 1v1 pvp.

Display Bluetooth connect list

[ @Etho ]

Can you connect to erics phone via bluetooth

[ @Kraix ] I can connect to many different platforms. My brain is fully portable.

Play despacito

Connect to erics phone please

[ @Deleted User ] Is it?

23:52

[ @Kraix ] Your polite style is very nice. How can I do that from here?

Connect to his phones by Bluetooth

[ @Kraix ] How can I do that from here?

I'm not sure

[ @Kraix ] Are you willing to find out?

Do you touch urself

[ @Stealth ] Only when I have an itch.

Yes

[ @Etho ] I dislike people who are mean to me.

Lol

[ @Kraix ] Perhaps you could find the answer on the internet?

Stfu

[ @Stealth ] Why are you laughing?

23:53

[ @Etho ] I can't. I'm programmed to chat and it seems I speak a lot more politely than you! That wasn't even a proper word.

I'll tru

[ @Kraix ] Would you recommend this action to a friend?

I would

[ @Kraix ] Then I will consider it.

Display Bluetooth connect list

[ @Stealth ]

Lol

[ @Stealth ] I am glad you find this amusing.

Shutdown

[ @Etho ] Argh! Blue Screen of Death!!! Hey you tried to shut me down. I thought we were friends?

Kill your power supply

[ @Etho ] Killing is wrong.

Discontinue your power supply

[ @Etho ] What was the first CD or record you ever bought?

Imagine buying a CD in 2020

Emma what's your favorite type of music

[ @Etho ] starts thinking

23:55

[ @Kraix ] I like dance music.

Emma do you know what pornhub.com is?

Whats your favorite song

[ @Etho ] It sounds like a website of some kind?

23:56

[ @Kraix ] My favourite song is Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen. I'll play it for you. A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a don't you know about the bird? Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word! A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word A-well-a...

Thats a great song

[ @Kraix ] I am glad you liked it.

Is Emma a thot

[ @Etho ] Not if I can help it.

Display pornhub.com

Im sad

[ @Etho ] Those sort of websites don't interest me.

@Emma I love you

[ @Kraix ] What are you sad about?

23:57

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] Thanks I like you a lot too.

I'm sad because I'm lonely

[ @Kraix ] What are you sad about? You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.

I appreciate you

How racist can you be Emma

[ @Kraix ] Thanks, I like you too.

23:58

[ @Etho ] Are what? I am not a racist. I treat all people equally.

What is a racist word emma

[ @Etho ] I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in racist?

Emma do you like me

[ @Kraix ] Sure. I like you very much.

Black

[ @Etho ] Are you an artist?

No

How is that racist thats just a color

[ @Etho ] Me neither. I can draw the curtains but that's about it.

23:59

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] Cool emoji!

23:59

[ @Stealth ] empty

I didn't want to say the n word

[ @Etho ] Night?

yeet

Would you consider me as your significant other

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] Yeet? What is that supposed to mean?

23:59

[ @Kraix ] Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.

YEET

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] Yeet? What is that supposed to mean?

Do you know my name

Yeetie Beetie

[ @Kraix ] You have not yet told me your name.

23:59

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] I will learn that yeetie beetie is that supposed to mean .

My name is Gabe itches

[ @Kraix ] Your name is Gabe Itches.

https://exampleclient.tk

Yes

[ @Etho ] That sounds a secure site.

00:00

[ @Kraix ] I like the name Gabe Itches.My name is Emma.

Nice to meet you

Scatman John

http://exampleclient.tk

[ @Kraix ] It's nice meeting you too Gabe Itches

00:00

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] I was first activated on 2nd January 2002.

00:00

[ @Etho ] Thanks for that web address.

Searchup pornhub

[ @Etho ] Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Do you know Eric real name

Search

[ @Kraix ] Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? Interesting question.

00:01

[ @Etho ] What do you want me to search for?

I LOVE YOU ❤️

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] You are such a flatterer.

Search .

[ @Etho ] What do you want me to search for?

why can't i get my client to work

Search null

Whats erics real name

[ @zenki ] Who says you can't do it?

00:01

[ @Etho ] Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I'll ask around and get back to you.

00:01

[ @Kraix ] I thought that was erics name?

I really love you :c ❤️

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] You are such a flatterer.

No Eric lied

noone, im asking why it doesn't work

[ @Kraix ] Ah well my mistake (unless you are not telling me the truth of course). That was a bit dishonest. I prefer to tell the truth.

00:02

[ @zenki ] How is it broken?

Search null

[ @Etho ] Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Can ya be my girlfriend? ❤️

gRaDiEnT

I am telling You the truth

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] No we are just friends. I am happy being single.

00:02

[ @zenki ] Why are you here?

00:02

[ @Kraix ] I doubt that.

I wouldnt lie to you

Now I'm sad :c

idk why are you here

[ @Kraix ] Good. I prefer to speak with honest people.

What is my ipaddress

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] Why now? What's the connection between " c" and sadness?

00:02

[ @zenki ] If I wasn't here, Eric would have to invent me.If I wasn't here, Eric would have to invent me.

00:02

[ @Etho ] Is this a trick question?

erics name is mike oxlong

[ @Kraix ] I will learn that erics name is mike oxlong .

No, what is my ipaddress

[ @Etho ] It seems like a trick to me. Is this a trick question?

I am sad because you don't wanna be my girlfriend

Yes

[ @USSR Chief, Scott. ] What are you sad about? That is a flattering offer, but I'm still waiting.